Oh, please. You warned your kids against all kinds of things and they still did them, didn’t they? Who listens to “warnings”? If my mom had told me any of this, I’d have said, “Sure, Mom.”

Besides, clear up to my mid-50s, I had no complaints. None. I still looked 36 and felt 36. Then, my hips started going and I’m going to be the ONLY person I know of in my family to have two hip replacements. So Mom couldn’t have warned me about that, anyway.

I discovered ultherapy, too, and I’m liking it. As soon as I can, I’m going for the serious nips and tucks. I don’t care what anyone thinks about it.