My Savings Account Helps Me Save Money! Ta Da!

All I need is a pager and I’m all set
This affords complete privacy through invisibility when changing clothes
Follow your heart. If that isn’t a government conspiracy, I don’t know what is. Our Constitution even tells us to shop!

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