My, my. Someone needs to take a laxative. Such a shame humor is relegated to so many mundane people's ash heaps. I am so happy I am not of your ilk. You have NO clue how truly happy it makes me.

On further reflection, you proved the whole point of my article and for that, you should be thanked — although I’m positive the irony will fly over your head like an F-16. In other words, everyone is a narcissist, according to the so-called “experts” and according to those who take exception to something the putative narcissist in their lives has done, refuses to do, might do, has said, refuses to say, might say, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

No, you cannot borrow my car, my cash, or my jacket. Yes, I did interrupt someone who was talking once. Yes, I even told a story about myself.